Girl's Tinder Profile Kickstarts Ridiculous Debate About Toilet Paper

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Jul 5, 2018 7:00 PM EDT

We just had to go there, didn't we. 

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    Text - Hana Michels Follow @HanaMichels This is my tinder profile. I've had it for a year. 23 men have contacted me to say I'm incorrect about toilet paper
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    Hair - Hana, 30 less than a mile away WHO LET YOU IN HERE???
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    Text - Hana Michels Follow @HanaMichels Also, profile is open to women. 23 men
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    Text - The original patent from 1891 for a toilet paper roll showing the correct rolling direction, in case you have ever doubted. (No Model.) S. WHEELER. TOILET PAPER ROLL No. 466,588 Patented Deo. 22, 1891 Fig.1
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    Text - Gilles de Rei Ayanami Follow @AtDawnTheyTweet Replying to @HanaMichels I mean, they're not wrong. Your hanging method is clearly an affront to god.
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    Text - Jeff May Follow @heytherejeffro Replying to @HanaMichels Make it 24, you god damned monster.
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    Text - Logan Trent Follow @TheLoganTrent Replying to @HanaMichels You're right, they're wrong. #TeamUnder
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    Text - Big Daddy Beej I Follow @BJ_the_ExGoalie Replying to @HanaMichels You might be wrong, but at least you aren't a monster... Yes! No! You MONSTER
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    Text - Underscore "Will be @TFCon Toro... Follow @UnderscoreZeus Replying to @HanaMichels @Stonekettle Why is this not the acceptable way to have toilet paper? It's so much easier to tear this way
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    Text - Saturated Jagged Vertices the 5th Follow @SalvadorViescaV Replying to @UnderscoreZeus @donovanledoux and 2 others I think its because the paper can touch the bottom of the wall where bacteria can reside. It's probably mostly a rule for public restrooms. I always remember it from the Simpson's when CPS tries to take the kids away
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    Text - Richard Werkhoven Follow @rwerkh Replying to @CadarnTheMad @Alessiana @HanaMichels This invention proposes an improvement on the method of mounting Toilet paper roll as taught in Wheeler, Patent No. 465,588 Claim 1 - Mounting a roll of material so as the material is spooled off in a downward direction on the side away from the toilet device Fixed!
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    Text - Jason Linsky Follow @KilgoreLinsky Replying to @HanaMichels It all depends on how you tear it..if you spin the roll, then yank. You have it correct(my chosen roll position too) if you slowly and daintilly use 2 hands and cut neat squares it's better from the front. I have no life and have run the experiments.. The results are,repeatable.
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    Text - Mirel Follow @MirelLeLian Replying to @HanaMichels Over-the-top: necessary only when the placement of the holder (often on the wall opposite the toilet) is slightly too far - and the free end being an inch closer is a huge benefit. Around-the-back: necessary to help prevent pets/young kids from unrolling.
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